Good morning, denizens of planet Earth. I’m MrCool, and this is my blog about the humble coil. But you probably already knew that.
I’m assuming you did. I’m kind of a big deal.
Anyway, I want to talk about quality control. Quality control is important. I demand every single MrCool ductless mini-split heat pump be subjected to serious quality tests before it ever leaves the factory floor. These tests make sure our units will stand up to real-life scenarios like inclement weather, moisture, mold, and so forth.
I have to be honest with you, not all the quality control tests I came up with for our products made it into the quality control procedures. I’m a little disappointed by that, but when the engineers say, “Sir, there’s no way we could get that many hamsters on such short notice,” you have to listen to them. Which means MrCool products have not be tested against a serious wild hamster infestation.
It’s an oversight, sure, but one I’m working everyday to fix.
Fortunately, that small wrinkle doesn’t apply to our excellent coils. Coils are a very important part of any modern air conditioner or heat pump system. They’re the veins and arteries of the system responsible for moving the heat in and out of your house. My engineers assure me that our coils are proof against hamster infestation.
I don’t know how they know that, but sometimes you have to take people on faith.
Meanwhile, I’m working on getting the hamsters we need for real testing. I’ve been talking to a hamster broker in Arkansas which has real promise.