Sleep is really important. I don’t know about you, but if I don’t get a good 12 hours of snoozing, I am completely worthless for like 4 or 5 days. My dog, Dave, is the same way. He’s great to nap with, because he’s nice and warm and fuzzy.
He does fart a lot though.
If you have trouble getting your winks, you might need a MrCool ductless mini-split air conditioner. Our Premier unit comes with the Sleep Mode feature. Insomniacs love it.
How does Sleep Mode work?
After you activate the MrCool Premier Sleep Mode, just go to bed. The Premier will filter our patented sleep-inducing chemicals into your home. These will put you right out, sometimes for weeks at a time!
Hold on, someone’s yelling at me.
Okay, I’m back, and I have just been informed that the MrCool Premier is no longer equipped with sleep-chemicals. Apparently, the US government was reluctant to approve something that could put you into a medically induced coma. Those people have no vision!
I’m told that Sleep Mode actually modifies the Premier’s operating cycle to maintain comfort while saving you money as you sleep. Sure, that’s good, but I’m sticking by the sleep-inducing chemical plan. That’s where the really value is going to be.
Someday, America, someday.