World Domination For Fun

  • December 15, 2014
  • By MR COOL

When I was a kid I used to dream about amassing my own private fortune, hiring an army of henchmen, and taking over the world! Then, I grew up and discovered taxes, labor laws, and how the international community frowns upon human rights violation like illegal genetic experimentation on orphans.


I figured there was no way I could take over the world through force, so I decided to take over the world one uncomfortable domestic consumer at a time! That’s why I founded Selling everyone in the world a MrCool ductless mini-split heat pump will be almost as satisfying as storming the United Nations with an army of hardened mercenaries or crushing a functional 3rd World democracy with robot-mutant pirates.

They’re still in the testing phase.

But, back to the heat pumps. A MrCool brand ductless mini-split heat pump is, in my opinion, simply one of the best such units on the market. If you need single zone heating or cooling, you are not going to find a better value than MrCool. My units are reliable, energy efficient, packed with great features, and backed up by real warranty protection.

Plus, it turns out that building a heating and air company is 100% more legal than developing a neuroparalytic virus designed to transform every human on Earth into a loyal sycophant.

Trust me, I looked into it.

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